NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Happy Holidays to all of our readers, fans,
sycophants and wannabes. May the rest of this year
be filled with warm, sticky feelings of… warmth.
(Okay, who spilled the eggnog on my
Persian rug? It’s from Persia!!)
We’ll be off for the next couple weeks, and
then back bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on
Friday, January 2, 2004.
Now, get away from that darn
computer and go see a movie, will ya??

The Top 9 Gifts
We’re Giving to Hollywood

9> Ashton Kutcher: PlayStation 2 to bring to Demi’s house, so he doesn’t have to fight the kids over it.

8> Tom Hanks: A nifty oak, wall-to-wall Oscar display case.

7> Carrot Top: Deprivation tank (with exterior deadbolt).

6> Angelina Jolie: All the red-hot loving she can handle. (Oh, you meant *made up* gifts?)

5> Film editors: Baldwin-B-Gone software. (Digitally removes all Baldwin brothers from any movie.)

4> Elvis: Comeback role appropriate for a 68-year-old man.

3> Renee Zellweger: Yo-yo.

2> Arnold Schwarzenegger: A copy of “Our Bodies, Ourselves.”

and the Number 1 Gift We’re Giving to Hollywood…

1> Ben Affleck: “Get Out of ‘Gigli’ Free” card.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa — 1, 6, 8
(3 pic deal!
3rd #1)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2, 3, 9
(three pic deal!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 4
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Jolly Ol’ Editor