December 8th, 2006
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
An Advent calendar tells the Nativity
story of Jesus: Each day in December,
a child pulls open a tiny compartment
and there’s a little piece of candy,
a toy or some holiday paraphernalia.
story of Jesus: Each day in December,
a child pulls open a tiny compartment
and there’s a little piece of candy,
a toy or some holiday paraphernalia.
The Top 9 Gifts in a
Hollywood Advent Calendar
Hollywood Advent Calendar
9> Botox injection
8> Kabbalah bracelet
7> Bloody tooth from “Saw III”
6> Gloria Allred’s cellphone number
5> Lindsay’s and Britney’s panties
4> “Get Out of Hell Free” card
3> Life-size replica of an agent’s heart
2> The screenwriter’s percentage of the profits, in coins.
and the Number 1 Gift in a Hollywood Advent Calendar…
1> Mel Gibson’s marbles
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Credits:
Selected from 37 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 5
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 1
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2, 3, 8 (Three-pic deal!)
John English, Orem, UT — 2, 7, 9 (Three-pic deal!)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 4, 6, 9 (Three-pic deal!)
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 5
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Editor
