November 10th, 2006



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Word has it that “Casino Royale”, the
new Bond flick starring Daniel Craig,
will do without 007’s famous toys.


The Top 8 Gadgets the
New James Bond Really Needs


8> Pun Dispenser: handy reference after killing each henchman.

7> *Plastic* retractable shoe blades, to get through airport security.

6> “Mission:Impossible”-style young Sean Connery mask.

5> The Cybersonic LV-7 liver, warrantied for 10,000 martinis.

4> PDA that stores the STD histories of all his conquests.

3> Cigarette lighter that actually *extinguishes* cigarettes, so there’s no annoying second-hand smoke.

2> Fine Swiss watch that not only tells time but contains a highly condensed form of hair gel.

and the Number 1 Gadget the New James Bond Really Needs…

1> Yeah, yeah, the Aston Martin can take off and land vertically, but what kind of mileage does it get??




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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY — 1, 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 2
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3, 4, 6 (Three-pic deal!)
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 4, 7
John English, Orem, UT — 5, 8
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON — Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Mod. List Mod.