NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Sure, yesterday was a holiday. But let’s not be
forgetful of earlier celebrations…

The Top 8 Failed New
Year’s Resolutions of Celebrities

8> George Lucas - Book O-Town for Star Wars: Episode III.

7> Cuba Gooding, Jr. - Remember who suggested I do talking-dog movie. Rub down with Alpo and tie to fire hydrant.

6> Tom Green - Marry someone LESS crazy than I am.

5> Nicole Kidman - Get drunk, round up fellow Aussies Russell Crowe and Rachel Griffiths, egg Tom’s house.

4> Robert Downey, Jr. - Start health kick, scale back to vodka and heroin.

3> Winona Ryder - Pick up some new clothes.

2> Rudy Giuliani - As regular New Yorker, stand in line now for December tickets to “The Producers.”

and the Number 1 Failed New Year’s Resolution of Celebrities…

1> Britney Spears and Jennifer Connelly - Work with scientists to figure out exactly how they switched breast sizes.

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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 1, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 2
Peter Rogers, Improvisor — 4, 5
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent — 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — List Moderator