The Top 8 Events in
the Hollywood Olympics

8> Room Service Speed Dial

7> Serial Dating

6> 100 Meter Red Carpet Vamp

5> Ego Lifting (U.S. uncontested for 37 years)

4> The Richard Simmons Sweat-athalon

3> Freestyle Self-Congratulatory Back-Patting

2> 400 Meter Paparazzi Dodge

and the Number 1 Event in the Hollywood Olympics…

1> Eight-Figure Skating

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent — 1, 3, 6, 8 (10th #1, Grand slam!)
Jennifer Ford, Web Designer — 2, 7
Jeff Rabinowitz, Civilian — 4
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 5
Kristian Idol, Screenwriter — List Moderator