NOTE FROM ERIC:

Many Star Wars fans are less than pleased with the
decision to name the second installment of the saga:
“Star Wars: Attack of the Clones.”
While the name does leave something to be desired,
it could have been much, much worse.

The Top 9 Even Worse
Names For Star Wars: Episode II

9> “Star Wars: When Clones Attack”

8> “Star Wars: Beating Weird Al to the Punch”

7> “Star Wars: Episode II — No Seriously, Don’t Train Him”

6> “Dude, Where’s My Death Star?”

5> “Star Wars: Episode II — Blood from a Stone”

4> “The Queen Amidala Diaries”

3> “Let’s Face It, No Matter What I Call It You’re Still Lining Up For Weeks To See It, Geek-Boy”

2> “Anakin Skywalker and the Sorcerer’s Clone”

and the Number 1 Even Worse Name For Star Wars: Episode II…

1> “Star Wars: The Quest to Conceive Luke”

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Credits:

Selected from 98 submissions from 21 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 6, 7, RU list name
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA — 2, 9
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — 3
Jennifer A. Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — 4
Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ — 5
Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA — 8
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 9
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Topic, Script Doctor