September 6th, 2002



NOTE FROM KRIS:
Beefy Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger is
considering a run for Governor of California.


The Top 9 Election
Slogans for Arnold Schwarzenegger


9> Improved Cyberdyne technology means no more rolling blackouts!

8> Might as well vote for him — he’s come from the future where he’s already won.

7> A Bowflex in every rec room!

6> Hey, it’s either this or “Last Action Hero 2″.

5> “Trust me when I say: ‘I have half a mind to run for governor.’”

4> He’ll be back…to stomp your ass if you don’t vote for him.

3> Keeping the “Hummers” in the garage, where they belong!

2> Isn’t it about time we had a first lady who’s really hot?

and the Number 1 Election Slogan for Arnold Schwarzenegger…

1> Schwarzenegger: Because you haven’t seen right-wing until you’ve seen Austrian right-wing.




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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 1, 5 (5th #1)
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN — 2, 7, 9 (Hat trick!)
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 3, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 3
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 8
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — Byline
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Trainer