NOTE FROM ERIC:

With big delays and budget concerns, the next installment
of the Indiana Jones saga won’t begin filming until 2006
-– at the earliest. By then, star Harrison Ford will be
64, and that is bound to mean some changes in the series.

The Top 9 Elderly
Adventures of Indiana Jones

9> Indiana Jones and the Prostate of Doom

8> Tuesday’s With Indy

7> Raiders of the Lost AARP Card

6> Indiana Jones and the Last Erection

5> Raiders of the Social Security Trust Fund

4> Indiana Jones and the Several Strident Letters to the Editor About Local Zoning Board Hearings

3> Indiana Jones and the Great Deal on a Lincoln Town Car

2> Indiana Jones and the Confusing Butterfly Ballot

and the Number 1 Elderly Adventure of Indiana Jones…

1> Raiders of My Lost Glasses… Where the Hell Are They? Oh, Damn, There Were on My Head the Whole Time! Lousy Teenagers.

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Credits:

Selected from 68 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 1
Ken Snyder, St Charles, MO — 1, 6
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 2, 4, 8
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
Sandra Hull, Arlington VA — 7
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 9
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON — Topic
Bonnie Lipton, Washington DC — Co-Producer
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Script Doctor