November 24th, 2006
The Top 9 Dishes at
Hollywood Thanksgiving Dinners
Hollywood Thanksgiving Dinners
9> Pretend to Be Humble Pie
8> Veal Oscar with Ballot Box Stuffing
7> Turkey II: The Second Slice
6> The Right Stuffing Smothered With What’s Eating Giblet Gravy
5> Choice of Lee J. Cobbler or Pumpkinhead Pie
4> Very Public Split Pea Soup
3> Neil Patrick Haggis
2> Johnny Dipp
and the Number 1 Dish at a Hollywood Thanksgiving Dinner…
1> Snakes on a Plate
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Credits:
Selected from 43 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 4, 9
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 5, 6
John English, Orem, UT — 7
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Carver
RUNNERS UP list — Leftovers
Broccoli Borat (Kazakhstani dish with bad taste)
(Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY)
Paparazzi Punch
(Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA)
Best Boy Baked Beans
(Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
Kumquats (rated NC-17)
(Chris White, Los Angeles, CA)
Dracula Has Risen From the Gravy
(Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
Turnips (from the truck that people getting net profit participation fell off of)
(Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
Same thing they give us every year: turkeys, stuffed with hams, and maybe a little piece of the back end.
(Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD)
(Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
(Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL)
(Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY)
Paparazzi Punch
(Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA)
Best Boy Baked Beans
(Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
Kumquats (rated NC-17)
(Chris White, Los Angeles, CA)
Dracula Has Risen From the Gravy
(Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO)
Turnips (from the truck that people getting net profit participation fell off of)
(Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
Same thing they give us every year: turkeys, stuffed with hams, and maybe a little piece of the back end.
(Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD)
(Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
(Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL)
