September 20th, 2002



NOTE FROM KRIS:
Ismail Merchant and James Ivory are responsible
for many an English romantic drama, such as
“Remains of the Day”, “Howard’s End” and “Room With
a View”. James Cameron is the creative force behind
of some of the biggest action movies ever made…


The Top 7 Differences in a
Merchant-Ivory Film Directed by James Cameron


7> In Remains of the Day 2, Steven’s relationship with Miss Kenton is doomed when the Nazis dupe Lord Darlington into smuggling four atomic warheads into the Florida Keys.

6> Thomas Jefferson’s stint as ambassador is interrupted by mayhem as Cyberdyne H-K units comb the streets of Paris for John Connor’s ancestor, the King of the World.

5> “Bostonians 2525″ stars Christopher Reeve as a wheeled cyborg working with a nubile commando (Jessica Alba) to spread women’s suffrage throughout New Earth.

4> The “Room with a View” is a Top Secret government experiment in holography. Oh, and Michael Biehn plays a Navy SEAL.

3> The aliens must eat downstairs with the staff.

2> Every time a carriage loses a wheel, it flips end-over-end into the ditch and the horses burst into flames.

and the Number 1 Difference in a Merchant-Ivory Film Directed by
James Cameron…

1> “Come with me if you want to waltz.”




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Credits:

Selected from 35 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 1 (14th #1)
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — 2
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 5
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 6, 7
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Cyberdyne Model T-5