NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Quentin Tarantino, director of “Reservoir Dogs” and
“Pulp Fiction” returns to violence in “Kill Bill.”

The Top 9 Differences If
Tarantino Remade “The Wizard of Oz”

9> “You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in the Emerald City? They call it an ‘Ozburger with Cheese.’”

8> It’s the story of four people assembled to walk the yellow brick road: Mr. Tin, Mr. Straw, Mr. Fur and Miss Gingham.

7> The Tin Woodsman just returned from three years in Amsterdam.

6> Forget Pink Floyd, this version syncs up perfectly with “Strawberry Letter #23″ by The Brothers Johnson.

5> The Wicked Witch (Ving Rhames) quotes biblical passages as he torches munchkins, while the Tin Man (Tim Roth) leaks oil all over.

4> After Dorothy’s house falls on the Wicked Witch of the West, she and Glenda the Good Witch hide the body in the trunk of their car.

3> “Pay no attention to the motherf***ing man behind the motherf***ing curtain, motherf***er!”

2> “Who rang that bell?” is the last thing the gatekeeper ever says before getting his head ripped through the peep-hole by a not-so-cowardly lion.

and the Number 1 Difference If Tarantino Remade “The Wizard of
Oz”…

1> Gone are the striped-stockinged legs under Dorothy’s house, replaced by a 50-foot splatter zone of internal organs.

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Credits:

Selected from 35 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 2, 5
(3 picture deal!
7th #1)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, 9
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 5
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada — 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 7
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Mr. Editor