The Top 9 Differences
if Shakespeare Wrote Porn

9> “A whore! A whore! My kingdom for a whore!”

8> “Is that the skull of Yorick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

7> Boys in high school English now pay *very* close attention.

6> Juliet and Juliet: An All-Girl Adventure

5> Before: Hamlet, Prince of Denmark After: Hamlet, World’s Luckiest Pizza Delivery Boy

4> The Bard’s defining work? “As You Lick It”

3> Let’s just say King Lear would have had a waaaayy better method of choosing a favorite daughter.

2> “Richard III” would simply be “Dick Dick Dick!”

and the Number 1 Difference if Shakespeare Wrote Porn…

1> Othello: Hot, Chocolate Lover

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent — 1, 8
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 2, 4
Greg Preece, Comic/Writer — 3, 5
Anonymous, Porn Screenriter — 6
Peter Rogers, Civilian — 7
Michael Sheinbaum, Civilian — 9
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator