NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

I misspelled a name recently (”Bard Pitt”)
and it gots me to thinkin’…

The Top 9 Differences if
Shakespeare and Brad Pitt Switched Bodies

9> With that hair-do, those old “Pitt is gay” rumors would start up again.

8> Hijinks ensue on “Friends” when Cordelia and Ophelia argue over the same hot guy.

7> Not as many fights in Melancholy Club.

6> Newest plays: “Romeo and Jennifer,” “Ocean’s Eleventh Night.”

5> Brad getting constant work in “Night of the Living Dead” sequels.

4> Everyone in “Fight Club” wears tights and those big, ruffly collars.

3> Shakespeare’s plays published directly to Cliffs Notes.

2> Tabloid articles? “People’s 50 Most Beautiful People”?? Groupies??? He’s a WRITER!

and the Number 1 Difference if Shakespeare and Brad Pitt Switched
Bodies…

1> Filming on “A River Runs Through It” suspended when the star hooks his codpiece while fly fishing.

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William C. Martell, Screenwriter — 1, 2, 6 (12th #1, Hat trick!)
Scott Witmer, Design Engineer — 3, 5, 9 (Hat trick!)
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent — 4, 8
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator