The Top 9 Differences If
Movies Were Made by Babies

9> Less violence, more poop.

8> Top box office draw of all time? Chesty Morgan.

7> Just about *every* Oscar would go to a “million dollar baby.”

6> MTV Cribs: The Movie

5> Dora the Explorer: Womb Raider

4> Easier international distribution, since all dialogue would be of the “oochie-coochie-coo” variety.

3> “Of all the cribs in all the nurseries in all the preschools, she had to crawl into mine.”

2> Even in G-rated movies: nipples galore!

and the Number 1 Difference If Movies Were Made by Babies…

1> Will Smith’s next role? Car keys.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 1, 2 (17th #1)
John English, Orem, UT — 1, 4 (7th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 3
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 5, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 8
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Does my dog count?