The Top 8 Differences If
James Bond Were a TRAVEL Agent

8> “I need to get to Tokyo immediately, Moneypenny. Find me the lowest fare on Travelocity, Orbitz and Expedia.”

7> For some reason his missions keep taking him to Club Med.

6> License To Kill now included with passport.

5> From Russia (7 Days, 6 Nights) With Love

4> No gorgeous, dangerous women in exotic locales, but he did join the Mile High Club once with a drunk flight attendant from Eau Claire.

3> Q’s gadgets mostly easily-foldable maps, high-strength Wetnaps and tasty Kaopectate.

2> James Bond in: Stay Another Day for $99

and the Number 1 Difference If James Bond Were a TRAVEL Agent…

1> Battles to the death with the fiendish Dr. No More Than One Piece of Carry-On Luggage.

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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1 (6th #1)
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 2, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, 6
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Agent K