NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

“Cat in the Hat,” “Garfield,” “Catwoman”…

The Top 8 Differences If
Hollywood Were Run by Cats

8> New horror flicks include “The Filled Bathtub,” “Trapped in the Rain,” and “Soaked!”

7> “The Paper Chase” is updated as a remake entitled, “The Wadded-Up-Ball-of-Paper Chase”

6> Actors and studio execs have the same brain size.

5> There’s a sudden influx of Betty Ford patients trying to ki

a ‘nip dependency.

4> Lots more call for Beverly Hills plastic surgeons who do “whisker jobs.”

3> Movies only come out when the studio *feels* like it.

2> No more bad candid photos, because if there’s one thing cats know how to do, it’s pose, baby!

and the Number 1 Difference If Hollywood Were Run by Cats…

1> Executives would demand that writers change to a more happy ending, “like in Old Yeller.”

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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1, 4 (2nd #1)
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — 2
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3, 5
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 5, 7
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 6
John English, Orem, UT — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Dog Person