October 20th, 2006
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Following up on a rumor started over
a year ago, Conan O’Brien asked
Christopher Walken about running for
president. Chris said, “Sure, if they
want me to be president, I’ll do it.
What the heck.”
a year ago, Conan O’Brien asked
Christopher Walken about running for
president. Chris said, “Sure, if they
want me to be president, I’ll do it.
What the heck.”
The Top 8 DIfferences If
Christopher Walken Were President
Christopher Walken Were President
8> Jay Mohr, Kevin Spacey and Kevin Pollak fill in when he vacations.
7> Networks run commercial breaks during dramatic pauses in the State of the Union Address.
6> Visiting dignitaries invited to the Lincoln Bedroom for a glass of “Frahnch shomm-pahn-ya.”
5> Unwritten rule against beings from other planets holding office would be abolished.
4> Deer hunting with the president even more dangerous than deer hunting with Dick Cheney.
3> Hugo Chavez not only quiet at the UN, he actually wets himself.
2> For the first time in history, a presidential debate ends in murder.
and the Number 1 Difference If Christopher Walken Were President…
1> Top secret documents kept safe using technique he learned in “Pulp Fiction.”
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Credits:
Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 5
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 2, 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 4, 8
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 6, 8
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Can’t Do a Pompadour
