NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

1. Brad Pitt plays the greatest
warrior in the world in “Troy.”
2. Researchers at Harvard are studying
fight behavior of the fruit fly.

The Top 9 Differences If
Brad Pitt Were a Fruit Fly

9> Jennifer Anniston: Out. Geena Davis: Hello, Mrs. Pitt!

8> Several more legs to get into toga-wearing shape.

7> No need for a publicist — he’d create his own buzz.

6> Women the world over would be buying flypaper in record numbers.

5> Fly-fishing scenes in “A River Runs Through It” would be much less romantic, much more creepy.

4> His 15 minutes of fame would constitute over a third of his life-cycle.

3> A slightly smaller costume budget.

2> His next film: “Meet Joe Blackberry.”

and the Number 1 Difference If Brad Pitt Were a Fruit Fly…

1> Not so anxious to star in the next S.W.A.T. movie.

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Credits:

Selected from 41 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 4 (11th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
Kris Johnson, Glendale, CA — 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 6, 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Writer, Not a Fighter