NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Last week our list was about “chick flicks”.
This week, we cover the male point of view:

The Top 8 Differences
If All Actors Worked Nude

8> “Fluffers” unneccesary, coveted new position: “Deflator.”

7> “Basic Instinct”? Never heard of it.

6> “Fargo” would have been shot in Key West.

5> No effect whatsoever on Harvey Keitel’s career.

4> Ralph Fiennes carries donuts for the whole crew.

3> Cowboys ride *reeally* slowly.

2> Comedies: 50% funnier. Dramas: 100% funnier. Action Films: 1,000% funnier.

and the Number 1 Difference If All Actors Worked Nude…

1> No matter what budget, two hair stylists per actress.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1, 3 (2nd #1)
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 2, 4
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 7
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Fully-clothed Editor