NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

This time, it’s personal…
They recently re-released “A.I. (Artificial Intelligence)”
for Oscar consideration. Now, you can think Kubrick is
God, and you can call Steven “The Master”, but
“A.I.” really stunk. I want my 3 hours back.

The Top 7 Differences Between
“A.I.” and a Flaming Bag of Dog Poop

7> You can make out with your date and ignore “A.I.”

6> Poop gag leaves scorch mark on porch, not on brain.

5> Only needed to scrape JuJuBees off shoes after seeing “A.I.”

4> No one had to clean up after the gigolo robot.

3> “A.I.” takes almost 15 minutes to burn out.

2> Poop doesn’t have previews of other, better tricks.

and the Number 1 Difference Between “A.I.” and a Flaming Bag of
Dog Poop…

1> It would be much more satisfying to stomp out that damn teddy bear thing.

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent — 1, 5, 6 (9th #1, Hat trick!)
Peter Rogers, Improvisor — 2, 3, 7 (Hat trick!)
Alex Earl, Civilian — 3
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 4
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — List Moderator