December 20th, 2002
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
A special holiday list for our
not-*too*-naughty subscribers…
not-*too*-naughty subscribers…
The Top 12 Days of
Hollywood Christmas
Hollywood Christmas
Sing along now!
“On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
12 Faces lifting,
11 Ocean’s remakes,
10 Surgeons lipo-sucking,
9 Attorneys prenupping,
8 Agents fibbing,
7 Stalkers stalking,
6 Fake boobs a-bouncing,
5 Goooolden rings! (each, for J-Lo, Billy Bob, Liz, et al)
4 Weeks in rehab,
3 French maid’s outfits,
2 Missing gloves,
And a car-tridge in Vin Diesel’s Glock!”
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December 5, 2003
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Hollywood has several new takes on the Christmas film this year. So do we…
(Today’s list includes submissions from our readers.)
The Top 9 Modern Christmas Movies
9> Pamela Anderson’s Magical Ornaments
8> Christmas in Paris (Hilton)
7> Al Sharpton’s Dreaming of a Non-White Christmas
6> It Would Be a Wonderful Life If Jimmy Stewart Had Never Made That Damn Movie
5> Toymaster and Elf Commander: The North Side of the World
4> The 12 Gays of Christmas
3> Yes, Virginia, There Is a Spiritual Holiday Behind This Ridiculously Over-Commercialized Excuse for a Debt-Laden Shopping Spree
2> The Day the Earth Stood Still 2: Waiting in Line at Wal-Mart
and the Number 1 Modern Christmas Movie…
1> The Miracle on 34th Street II: Defendant Claus Gets Electroshock
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Credits:
Selected from 108 submissions from 31 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1, 8 (Ha! Ha! Ha!)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 2, 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 3, 9
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa — 4
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5, RU list name
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Ho Ho Host
