August 3rd, 2007
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Law & Order’s Fred Thompson may throw his
hat in the ring for Republican candidate for president.
hat in the ring for Republican candidate for president.
The Top 8 Components of Fred
Thompson’s Political Platform
Thompson’s Political Platform
8> Looks more realistic in an admiral’s uniform than most admirals.
7> As the new face of the Republican Party, he will change the symbol of the GOP from an elephant to Droopy Dog.
6> He barely has an acting career or any acting awards, so you know he’s not part of the Hollywood left.
5> Unlike the incumbent President, he has no problem remembering his lines.
4> Finally, a presidential candidate from Tennessee who can actually win Tennessee.
3> He’s like an intelligible Schwarzenegger.
2> His Veep? Sam Waterston, baby!
and the Number 1 Component of Fred Thompson’s Political Platform…
1> You can’t deny his national security credentials - he’s been in the Navy (”Hunt for Red October”), the CIA (”No Way Out”) and the FBI (”Baby’s Day Out”).
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Credits:
Selected from 27 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
John English, Orem, UT — 1, 2, 7 (Three-pic deal!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 2
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB — 2, 4
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 3, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 5, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List VP