NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Regarding its emphasis on popularity and clique-ishness,
Martin Mull once made the classic analogy that
“Hollywood is like high school with money.”

The Top 7 Completions to the
Statement: “Hollywood Is Like…”

7> Hollywood is like Congress with a facial.

6> Hollywood is like a nursery with more difficult babies.

5> Hollywood is like a digestive system: It chews up delicio

things and you end up with a something that could be fertile, but more often just stinks.

4> Hollywood is like Pam Anderson’s cleavage: Once you get past all the plastic, it’s actually not very deep.

3> Hollywood is like 60 days of Employee of the Month ceremonies, followed by 10 months of just punchin’ the clock.

2> Hollywood is like a zoo where all the animals have brilliant white teeth and gorgeous manes.

and the Number 1 Completion to the Statement: “Hollywood Is
Like…”…

1> Hollywood is like a warm pie: full of yummy bits, but flaky around the edges.

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1, 4, 5 (Three picture deal!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 2
John English, Orem, UT — 3, 7
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Like a Filmmaker