NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

“Batman Begins” is doing big biz, and
there’s “Fantastic 4″ and more comin’,
of course. Will it ever end?

The Top 9 Comic Books You
Won’t See Adapted Into Movies

9> Captain CPA

8> Latex Allergy Man

7> Does Younger Guys Woman

6> The Waffler

5> Irritatingly Overzealous Man

4> Saul, Sufferer of Angina

3> The Redecorator

2> File Clerks of the Purple Sage

and the Number 1 Comic Book You Won’t See Adapted Into a Movie…

1> Jessica Simpson, Bell Curve Ruiner

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN — 1, 4 (20th #1)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3, 8
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 5
John English, Orem, UT — 6, Topic
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 7
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 9
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Balding Man!