The Top 8 Chapters in
“Hollywood for Dummies” (Part 1)

8> No Talent? No Problem!

7> Turn Recycled Crap Into Big Money the George Lucas Way

6> How to Select a Nonsensical Name for Your Child

5> Scientology: Does Joining a Weird-Ass Cult Affect Your Q Rating?

4> How National Lampoon Became a Euphemism for “Straight-to-Video”

3> Rob Schneider and Talentless Hackery: A Case Study

2> Use the Criminal Justice System to Revive your Flagging Career

and the Number 1 Chapter in “Hollywood for Dummies”…

1> How to Rationalize What’s “Integral to the Plot”

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

John English, Orem, UT — 1, 4 (11th #1)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2, 6
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — 3
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 5, 7, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Just Another Chapter