July 4th, 2008
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
After being part of Paramount for over
two years, Spielberg’s Dreamworks movie
studio may go independent again, thanks
to a $500 million investment from an
Indian entertainment conglomerate.
two years, Spielberg’s Dreamworks movie
studio may go independent again, thanks
to a $500 million investment from an
Indian entertainment conglomerate.
The Top 9 Changes to an
Indian-Funded Dreamworks
Indian-Funded Dreamworks
9> The new supervillain bad guy? Richard Gere.
8> Craft service now stocked by 7-Eleven.
7> In order to get an “R” rating, you must show full-frontal kissing on the lips.
6> Bollywood influence? “The Incredible Bulk”, “Balloween”, “Berminator 4″…
5> Morgan Freeman returns for “Chandrashekar Almighty”, with six arms and an elephant trunk.
4> Next 25 movies in production star NYC cabbies.
3> All couches replaced with beds of nails.
2> “Transformers” sequel includes twenty-minute dance number during wedding scene.
and the Number 1 Change to an Indian-Funded Dreamworks…
1> For some reason, all films now star Tim Curry.
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Credits:
Selected from 43 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 1
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH — 3
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 4, 8, 9 (Three-pic deal!)
John English, Orem, UT — 5
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 6, 7
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Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Tusker
