The Top 8 Changes in a
Country & Western Version of Batman

8> Batmobile car horn plays “Dixie.”

7> “…and Jeff Foxworthy as The Riddler.”

6> Batman would be avenging the murder of his best hound dog.

5> Alfred is damn good at whippin’ up some Tex-Mex, whoo-eee!

4> Only device in Bat Utility Belt is a 12-inch hunting knife.

3> Even though it’s shiny, black and powerful, the bad guys just aren’t afraid of the BatTractor.

2> BatSignal replaced by large neon sign saying, “Y’all Come Heah, Now!”

and the Number 1 Change in a Country & Western Version of
Batman…

1> The “hidden” BatCave? It’s the one with rusted-out BatCars up on blocks in the front.

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeff Rabinowitz, Civilian — 1
Jennifer Ford, Web Designer — 2, 5, 8 (Hat trick!)
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 3, 4
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent — 6
Michael Sheinbaum, Civilian — 7
Dave Goudsward, Civilian — Topic
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator