NOTE FROM MR. IDOL:

In the high-excitement world of music contract
law, the Rider Clause is where the artists state
their demands from the concert promoter, such as
“Separate dressing rooms”, “No green M&M’s”, etc.

The Top 6 Boy Band Rider Clauses

6> Each performer receives 17 tubes Clearasil.

5> No roadie shall be in any way more attractive than the least attractive band member.

4> Local attorney present for briefing on community’s statutory rape laws.

3> Maybelline eyeliner only — absolutely no Revlon crap.

2> All staff must sign non-disclosure agreement regarding secret Yoo-Hoo flavored puberty-freezing hormone.

and the Number 1 Boy Band Rider Clause…

1> No Eminems — of any color!

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 1 (1st #1)
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 2, 3
Reid Kerr, Radio Talk Show Host — 4, 6
Jennifer A. Ford, Web Designer — 5
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator