August 15th, 2008



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Quentin Tarantino’s next film is about a band of
miscreant WWII soldiers on a suicide mission.
He’s calling it “Inglourious Basterds” (sic).


The Top 10 Better Titles for
Quentin Tarantino’s Next Film


10> Kill Klink, Vol.1

9> Reservoir Dogface

8> My Big Fat Contractually Obligated Movie

7> World War 2 Hours 47 Minutes

6> Faster, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill!

5> Huked On Fonix, Mother&%*er!

4> Self-Indulgent Basterd (Who Was Cool 14 Years Ago)

3> Gettin’ Medieval on the River Kwai

2> Please Just Give Me Another 15 Minutes

and the Number 1 Better Title for Quentin Tarantino’s Next Film…

1> Best Scenes From Obscure WWII Movies You’ve Never Seen (But I Have)




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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 1, 2
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 3, 9
John English, Orem, UT — 4, 6, 7 (Three-pic deal!)
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 5, Banner tag
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 8
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 10
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Mr. Gray