November 15th, 2001
NOTE FROM ERIC:
After years of anticipation, “Harry Potter And the
Sorcerer’s Stone” is expected to be one of the biggest
movies of the year.
Surely that kind of success must go to a young
wizard’s head…
The Top 9 Ways Stardom Has Changed The “Harry Potter” Characters
9> Harry demands to be referred to as “The Wizard Formerly Known
as Potter” and changes his name to the little symbol on his
forehead.
8> We’re pretty certain Hermoine never said “You go,
girlfrien’!” in any of the books.
7> Eye of Newt must come only from the finest shops on Rodeo.
6> Though his WWF career is by all accounts successful, no one
really wanted to see Hagrid in a wrestling singlet.
5> Three words: Voldemort’s Libel Suit.
4> During delirious appearance on Leno, Harry introduces world
to “Celestia,” his newfound alien/self.
3> After the huge success of the first movie, the original Ron
Weasley found dead from drowning in his-own-vomit-flavored
Bertie Botts Jellybeans.
2> Hermione starts cutting classes and hanging with Matt Dillon
circa “The Outsiders.”
and the Number 1 Way Stardom Has Changed The “Harry Potter”
Characters…
1> “I thought I said DIET Butter Beer, dammit.”
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
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Selected from 54 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
——————————————————————
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON — 1
Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD — 2, 5
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA — 3
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 4, 6
Craig D. Barker, Livonia, MI — 7
Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ — 8, 9
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD — RU Name
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Script Doctor
Ways Stardom Has Changed The “Harry Potter” Characters
RUNNERS UP LIST: Potter’s Field
—————————————————————–
Draco Malfoy becomes the new Republican Party Chairman
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
Everyone has trouble remembering what was so bad about Dudley.
(Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)
Harry cited by the Improper Use of Magic Board for using his wand
to clean up his thrashed Beverly Hills hotel room.
(Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA)
Harry demands in-trailer email and instant messaging — “to hell
with this OWL crap!”
(Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD)
Harry’s weird new relationship with Yoko Ono threatens to tear
Hogwarts apart.
(Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA)
Magic spells now include utterings of “Dude” and “Sweet”.
(Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON)
“Muggles”, in the interest of political correctness, now referred
to as “magic-deficient persons.”
(Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ)
Nearly Headless Nick put in charge of the WB programming schedule.
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
New emergence of the “Limousine Broom” as a status symbol.
(Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)
Now Harry wont play Quidditch unless he has a $20 mil contract
plus gross percantages.
(Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON)
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November 15, 2002
Sorcerer’s Stone” is expected to be one of the biggest
movies of the year.
Surely that kind of success must go to a young
wizard’s head…
The Top 9 Ways Stardom Has Changed The “Harry Potter” Characters
9> Harry demands to be referred to as “The Wizard Formerly Known
as Potter” and changes his name to the little symbol on his
forehead.
8> We’re pretty certain Hermoine never said “You go,
girlfrien’!” in any of the books.
7> Eye of Newt must come only from the finest shops on Rodeo.
6> Though his WWF career is by all accounts successful, no one
really wanted to see Hagrid in a wrestling singlet.
5> Three words: Voldemort’s Libel Suit.
4> During delirious appearance on Leno, Harry introduces world
to “Celestia,” his newfound alien/self.
3> After the huge success of the first movie, the original Ron
Weasley found dead from drowning in his-own-vomit-flavored
Bertie Botts Jellybeans.
2> Hermione starts cutting classes and hanging with Matt Dillon
circa “The Outsiders.”
and the Number 1 Way Stardom Has Changed The “Harry Potter”
Characters…
1> “I thought I said DIET Butter Beer, dammit.”
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]
Selected from 54 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
——————————————————————
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON — 1
Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD — 2, 5
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA — 3
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 4, 6
Craig D. Barker, Livonia, MI — 7
Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ — 8, 9
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD — RU Name
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Script Doctor
Ways Stardom Has Changed The “Harry Potter” Characters
RUNNERS UP LIST: Potter’s Field
—————————————————————–
Draco Malfoy becomes the new Republican Party Chairman
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
Everyone has trouble remembering what was so bad about Dudley.
(Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)
Harry cited by the Improper Use of Magic Board for using his wand
to clean up his thrashed Beverly Hills hotel room.
(Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA)
Harry demands in-trailer email and instant messaging — “to hell
with this OWL crap!”
(Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD)
Harry’s weird new relationship with Yoko Ono threatens to tear
Hogwarts apart.
(Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA)
Magic spells now include utterings of “Dude” and “Sweet”.
(Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON)
“Muggles”, in the interest of political correctness, now referred
to as “magic-deficient persons.”
(Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ)
Nearly Headless Nick put in charge of the WB programming schedule.
(Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
New emergence of the “Limousine Broom” as a status symbol.
(Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)
Now Harry wont play Quidditch unless he has a $20 mil contract
plus gross percantages.
(Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON)
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November 15, 2002
The Top 8 Benefits to
Working on an Eminem Movie
Working on an Eminem Movie
8> Unlikely to run into Jesse Helms, Jerry Falwell or *NSync.
7> No need to worry about the plot being over your head.
6> Pathetic, yet entertaining moments when Jerry Mathers tries to talk his way onto the set.
5> Homeboy make a mean Quiche Lorraine, dawg.
4> Always break at 2PM to watch Dr. Phil.
3> “Casual Fridays” replaced by “Busta Cap Mondays.”
2> Vanilla Ice serves a delicious variety of cheese snacks.
and the Number 1 Benefit to Working on an Eminem Movie…
1> Never actually seen an actor jump the shark in his first role.
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Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 1, 7, 8 (Three pic deal!)
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 2
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 3
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 4
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 5
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN — 6
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ONT — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — White Boy #3
