The Top 9 Benefits
to Being a Man In Black

9> Never have to separate colors for the wash.

8> Single-letter business cards.

7> Good God, man, playing Twister with Rosario Dawson!

6> Signing checks much faster.

5> Intergalactic/interspecies booty.

4> Already dressed for the dozens of funerals you attend for the aliens you’ve been zapping.

3> Nobody questions you rooming with Al Gore at Harvard.

2> Giant, slimy, tentacled aliens much easier to deal with than the usual crowd at Walmart.

and the Number 1 Benefit to Being a Man In Black…

1> After Labor Day, you have a huge advantage over your arch-rivals, the Women In White.

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Credits:

Selected from 54 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1 (5th #1)
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada — 2
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 4, 5
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
Curtis Harris, Bowling Green, OH — 6
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 7
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 8
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 9
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ONT — Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Moderator