NOTE FROM ERIC:

Despite winning a recent legal challenge, MGM
Studios has decided to permit the new “Austin
Powers” movie to keep its title of “Goldmember.”
If they hadn’t, what else might Mike Myers and
company have called the film?

The Top 9 Backup Names for
the New “Austin Powers” Movie

9> “In Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix”

8> “Pissino Royale”

7> “License to Place Products Throughout the Film”

6> “Diamonds Are Forever, but This Sausage Will Disappear into One of My Orifices Any Minute Now”

5> “Goldenshower”

4> “A Brit Too Far”

3> “Three Thousand Wee-Wee Gags Are Not Enough”

2> “‘Octopussy’ - Wait, This Was a *Real* Title? Wow.”

and the Number 1 Backup Name for the New “Austin Powers” Movie…

1> “Pee-Pee Poo-Poo Farty Butt Snot Booger”

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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 1, 3
Ian Ravdin, Santa Monica, CA — 2, 7
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 4
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA — 5, 6
Christopher Rostan, Wauconda, IL — 6
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 8, 9
Eric F. Lipton, Chicago, IL — Script Doctor