NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

It’s done just fine, thank you, but executives
at New Line once discussed changing the title of
“Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers”
in deference to the 9/11 tragedy.

The Top 9 Alternate Titles for
“Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers”

9> Lord of the Rings II: The Whiny, Oversensitive Public

8> Lord of the Rings: The Greater Than One but Less Than Three Tall Stone Structures That Aren’t Even Located Anywhere Near New York and Were Written About a Long Time Ago So Get Over It Already

7> LOTR 2: Just Buy the Ticket, Fanboy

6> Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter, Round Two

5> Lord of the Rings: The Sagging Middle

4> Battlefield Middle Earth

3> My Big Fat Hobbit Wedding

2> Lord of the Rings: Frodo & Sam’s Excellent Adventure

and the Number 1 Alternate Title for “Lord of the Rings: The Two
Towers”…

1> Lord of the Rings: Dude, Look, Liv Tyler!

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Credits:

Selected from 54 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Craig Barker, Livonia, MI — 1 (Yippee-ki-yay! 1st #1)
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 2, 4
Kim Davis, Los Angeles, CA — 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 5
Clifton Gray, Tucson, AZ — 6, 8
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 8, 9
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ONT — 8, Topic
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 8
Kenn McCracken, Birmingham, AL — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Large-footed List Editor