NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Whitney Houston…
what’s an inhumanly good-looking actor
to do about all those rumors?
One thing’s for sure:
they’re different than the rest of us…
The Top 7 Signs Your Actor is Either Gay or a Space Alien
7> Strange pallor? Check.
Huge eyes, no nose? Check.
Wears only one glove? Uh-oh.
6> They pull off their face for the big climax, but they’re not
wearing prosthetics.
5> Prays to God that The Ellen Show won’t go up against
Will & Grace.
4> Yeah, right: Like a straight guy could care about Tibet.
3> After a good take, hugs the director. After a great take,
pats the dolly grip on the ass.
2> Has pre-ordered the Sweatin’ To The Oldies DVD box set.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Actor is Either Gay or a Space Alien…
1> He dumped Nicole Kidman, fer Christ’s sake!!
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“Halloween” DVD (classic!)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/6305546789/tfc15-20
Halloween Hits CD (various artists)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000032GJ/tfc15-20
Halloween: The Best of Martha Stewart Living (now that’s scary!)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/060980863X/tfc15-20
Selected from 16 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
——————————————————————
Jennifer Ford, Web Designer — 1, 7
Greg Preece, Comic/Writer — 2, 5
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent — 3, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator
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NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Leonard Nimoy recently admitted to having a
drinking problem while shooting the original
Star Trek television series…

The Top 9 Alcoholic
Behaviors on Classic Star Trek

9> “Jim Beam me up, Scotty!”

8> Vomit set on “stun.”

7> Every week, Spock sees more and more “multi-legged creatures” on the bridge.

6> Before those benders, Andorians were white.

5> “Tribble with trebbles, truble with trables, trebble with trebbles…” “CUT!”

4> Shatner’s hour-long fight with hairy beast? Toupee mishap.

3> “Uhura” wasn’t the character’s name, it was just the sound Shatner made while staring at Nichelle Nichols’s breasts.

2> At closing time, even the Gorn looked hot.

and the Number 1 Alcoholic Behavior on Classic Star Trek…

1> Vulcan Mind Meld, my ass. Nimoy was just trying to find out where they hid the Scotch.

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Beth Kujawski, Alien Babe — 1, 3 (6th #1)
William C. Martell, Medical Officer — 2, 4, 8, 9 (Grand slam!)
Jeff Rabinowitz, Ensign Blue Shirt — 5, 7, 9 (Hat trick!)
Kris Johnson, Engineering — 6
Brian Klesc, Ensign Red Shirt — 9
Kristian T. Idol, Captain — Moderator