January 20th, 2006




NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
At the Golden Globes this week, Sir Anthony Hopkins
won the Cecil B. DeMille Award for lifetime achievement.
Tony has admitted, though, that the beginning
of his career was considerably tougher.


The Top 9 Alcoholic
Behaviors of Sir Anthony Hopkins


9> Every morning, went through empty bottles looking for the remains of the day.

8> Was responsible for far more than just one human stain.

7> Always claiming he saw pink elephant men.

6> Swore that all the Bloody Marys on the set of “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” were props.

5> Once ate his victim’s liver with some fava beans, a nice Chianti, three swigs of Jack, a couple Dos Equis and a hit of fingernail polish.

4> Thought the movie he did with Brad Pitt was “Meet Johnny Walker Black.”

3> Did shots into the wee hours with those maniacs Merchant and Ivory.

2> That intense, unblinking stare? Trying to remember where he put his car keys.

and the Number 1 Alcoholic Behavior of Sir Anthony Hopkins…

1> “Freejack.”




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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1, 8
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA — 2, 5
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 2
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 3
K. Myburgh, Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa — 4
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 4, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 4, 9
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 7, 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Hopkins fan, honest