Lists from 2005
- Dec 16 Nativity Scene Rewrites
- Dec 9 Differences If Peter Jackson and Michael Jackson Switched Places
- Nov 25 Things Movie People Are Thankful For
- Nov 18 Pet Peeves of the Hollywood Papparazzi
- Nov 11 Gay Behaviors on Classic Star Trek
- Oct 28 Ways Tara Reid Can Get People to Take Her Seriously
- Oct 21 Ways to Choose the Next James Bond
- Oct 14 Items Found in the Pitt-Aniston Mansion
- Sep 30 American Translations of Chinese Movie Titles
- Sep 23 Atkins Movies
- Sep 16 Movie Equations
- Sep 9 Chapters in “Hollywood for Dummies” (Part 2)
- Sep 2 Chapters in “Hollywood for Dummies” (Part 1)
- Aug 26 Movies on the Sun
- Aug 19 Side Effects of the “Family-Friendly” DVD Player
- Aug 12 Ways Schwarzenegger Can Raise His Approval Rating
- Aug 5 Things You’ll Never Hear on Moviefone
- Jul 15 Surprises in the New Willy Wonka Movie
- Jul 8 Things Overheard at the Affleck/Garner Wedding
- Jul 1 Messages on Hollywood Answering Machines
- Jun 24 Comic Books You Won’t See Adapted Into Movies
- Jun 17 Signs Tom Cruise Is Going Nuts
- Jun 3 Reasons Burt Reynolds Is Angry
- May 27 Surprises in “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith” (Part 2)
- May 20 Surprises in “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith” (Part 1)
- May 13 Hollywood Typos
- May 6 Celebrity T-Shirt Messages
- Apr 29 Leftover Submissions Found During Top 5 Movies’ Spring Cleaning
- Apr 22 Items Celebrities Are Selling on eBay
- Apr 15 Things Overheard in Line for “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith”
- Apr 1 Differences If Movies Were Made by Babies
- Mar 25 Movies About the Fur Industry
- Mar 11 Movie Industry Tax Deductions
- Mar 4 Repercussions If Spider-Man Were Overweight
- Feb 24 Completions to the Statement: “Hollywood Is Like…”
- Feb 11 Pieces of Furniture Left in Britney Spears’ Former Home
- Feb 4 Ways Movies Are Like Poker
- Jan 28 Reasons the Olsen Twins Are Separating
- Jan 20 Hollywood Excuses to Get Out of Speeding Tickets
- Jan 14 Things We’d See If Ed Wood Were Alive Today
- Jan 7 New Year’s Horoscopes for Hollywood