Lists from 2004
- Dec 17 Ways to Make Watching “It’s a Wonderful Life” More Interesting
- Dec 10 Lindsay Lohan Dating Tips
- Dec 3 Signs You’re Too Stupid to Watch Movies
- Nov 26 Scandals at This Year’s Celebrity Thanksgiving Dinner
- Nov 19 Symptoms of the Hollywood Flu
- Nov 12 Ways Movies Would Be Different Under President John Kerry
- Nov 5 Ways Films Will Be Different During George Bush’s Second Term
- Oct 29 Hollywood Halloween Costumes
- Oct 22 Signs a Zombie Is in Love
- Oct 15 Things We’d Have Seen If Johnny Knoxville Ran the Presidential Debates
- Oct 8 Things We’d See If They Made “Swiss Family Trump”
- Oct 1 Ways to Get Clint Eastwood to Do Another “Dirty Harry” Movie
- Sep 24 Ways David Hasselhoff Can Get the “Knight Rider” Movie Made
- Sep 17 Things Celebrities’ Parents Do That Embarass Them
- Sep 10 Movies About the Democratic Convention
- Sep 3 Movies About the Republican Convention
- Aug 27 Differences Under President Courtney Love
- Aug 20 Names for a Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher Baby
- Jul 30 Differences If Hollywood Were Run by Cats
- Jul 23 Other Problems Making “Catwoman”
- Jul 16 Signs You’ve Hired the Wrong Caterer for Your Film
- Jul 2 Least Popular Movie Theatre Concession Items
- Jun 25 Differences If Brad Pitt Were a Fruit Fly
- Jun 18 Inappropriate Soundtrack Songs (Pt. 2)
- Jun 11 Inappropriate Soundtrack Songs (Pt. 1)
- Jun 4 Movie Drinking Games
- May 28 Reasons Hand Animation Is Dead
- May 21 Movies to Watch When You’re Sick
- May 14 Ways to Save Disney
- May 7 Most Accurate Movie Tagline
- Apr 30 Ways Ashton Kutcher Can Get People to Take Him Seriously
- Apr 23 Worst Last Lines Using the Title
- Apr 16 Signs You’re Not Movie Star Material
- Apr 9 Reasons for the Affleck-Lopez Breakup
- Apr 2 New Religious Movies
- Mar 26 Rejected Merchandise Tie-Ins for “The Passion of the Christ”
- Mar 19 Differences If the Academy Awards Were Run by Frat Guys
- Mar 5 Undiscovered Schwarzenegger Scandals
- Feb 27 Unknown Ways to Receive an Academy Award
- Feb 20 Ways We’d Make Movies Cooler
- Feb 13 Janet Jackson Movies
- Feb 6 Reasons Your Movie Didn’t Win at Sundance
- Jan 30 Movies on Mars (Part 2)
- Jan 23 Movies on Mars (Part 1)
- Jan 16 Reasons Ticket Sales Dropped Last Year
- Jan 9 Nostradamus Movie Predictions (Part 2)
- Jan 2 Nostradamus Movie Predictions (Part 1)