Lists for 2004:
- Ways to Make Watching “It’s a Wonderful Life” More Interesting
- Lindsay Lohan Dating Tips
- Signs You’re Too Stupid to Watch Movies
- Scandals at This Year’s Celebrity Thanksgiving Dinner
- Symptoms of the Hollywood Flu
- Ways Movies Would Be Different Under President John Kerry
- Ways Films Will Be Different During George Bush’s Second Term
- Hollywood Halloween Costumes
- Signs a Zombie Is in Love
- Things We’d Have Seen If Johnny Knoxville Ran the Presidential Debates
- Things We’d See If They Made “Swiss Family Trump”
- Ways to Get Clint Eastwood to Do Another “Dirty Harry” Movie
- Ways David Hasselhoff Can Get the “Knight Rider” Movie Made
- Things Celebrities’ Parents Do That Embarass Them
- Movies About the Democratic Convention
- Movies About the Republican Convention
- Differences Under President Courtney Love
- Names for a Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher Baby
- Differences If Hollywood Were Run by Cats
- Other Problems Making “Catwoman”
- Signs You’ve Hired the Wrong Caterer for Your Film
- Least Popular Movie Theatre Concession Items
- Differences If Brad Pitt Were a Fruit Fly
- Inappropriate Soundtrack Songs (Pt. 2)
- Inappropriate Soundtrack Songs (Pt. 1)
- Movie Drinking Games
- Reasons Hand Animation Is Dead
- Movies to Watch When You’re Sick
- Ways to Save Disney
- Most Accurate Movie Tagline
- Ways Ashton Kutcher Can Get People to Take Him Seriously
- Worst Last Lines Using the Title
- Signs You’re Not Movie Star Material
- Reasons for the Affleck-Lopez Breakup
- New Religious Movies
- Rejected Merchandise Tie-Ins for “The Passion of the Christ”
- Differences If the Academy Awards Were Run by Frat Guys
- Undiscovered Schwarzenegger Scandals
- Unknown Ways to Receive an Academy Award
- Ways We’d Make Movies Cooler
- Janet Jackson Movies
- Reasons Your Movie Didn’t Win at Sundance
- Movies on Mars (Part 2)
- Movies on Mars (Part 1)
- Reasons Ticket Sales Dropped Last Year
- Nostradamus Movie Predictions (Part 2)
- Nostradamus Movie Predictions (Part 1)
