Lists from 2002
- Dec 20 Days of Hollywood Christmas
- Dec 6 Reasons for the Cage/Presley Divorce
- Nov 29 Ways Movies Are Like Thanksgiving
- Nov 22 Movies About Airport Security
- Nov 8 Signs Your Publicist Is Nuts
- Nov 1 Halloween Treats Handed Out by Celebrities
- Oct 25 John Malkovich Pickup Lines
- Oct 11 Celebrity Wrestling Names
- Sep 25 Differences If Movies Were Made by Dachshunds
- Sep 20 Differences in a Merchant-Ivory Film Directed by James Cameron
- Sep 13 Movies Nominated for an Iraqi Oscar
- Sep 6 Election Slogans for Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Aug 30 Other Hollywood Lawsuits
- Aug 23 Ways to Improve Spy Thrillers
- Aug 16 Things the Crop Circles Are Really Trying to Tell Us
- Aug 9 Benefits to Being a Man In Black
- Jun 27 Surprises in “Minority Report”
- Jun 20 Secrets of the Yo Yo Brotherhood
- May 31 Celebrity Pickup Lines to Civilians
- May 24 Differences if Shakespeare and Brad Pitt Switched Bodies
- May 17 Unusual Digital Effects in “Star Wars: Attack of the Clones”
- May 16 Ways Spider-Man Is Spending All That Cash
- May 10 Celebrity Personalized License Plates
- May 9 Porn Movies About the Internet
- May 2 Signs a Film Is Going to Bomb
- Apr 26 Differences if Movies Were Made by Microsoft
- Apr 25 Backup Names for the New “Austin Powers” Movie
- Apr 19 Signs the Script Was Written by a Monkey
- Apr 12 Reasons That CDs Are So Expensive
- Apr 11 Things to Do While in Line for “Star Wars: Episode II”
- Apr 5 Things Overheard on a Playboy Movie Set
- Mar 29 Perks of Being Famous
- Mar 22 Signs the Academy Members Are Too Old
- Mar 21 Highlights from the Second Annual Alternative Universe Oscars
- Mar 15 Ways Rhoda Will Seek Revenge Upon Laura Ingalls
- Mar 14 Rejected Lines in “Casablanca”
- Mar 7 Reasons Russell Crowe Is Angry Today
- Mar 1 Reasons TV Is Better Than the Movies
- Feb 28 Items on the Female Terminator’s To-Do List
- Feb 22 Signs Your Personal Assistant is Actually a Dog
- Feb 21 Complaints of the Anatomically Correct Oscar Statue
- Feb 15 Failed New Year’s Resolutions of Celebrities
- Feb 14 Movie Scripts Re-Written as Those Little Valentine’s Day “Conversation” Hearts
- Feb 8 Events in the Hollywood Olympics
- Feb 7 Items Shoplifted By Winona Ryder
- Feb 1 Differences Between “A.I.” and a Flaming Bag of Dog Poop
- Jan 25 Reasons a Potential Blockbuster Gets Delayed
- Jan 24 Inconsistencies in “The Lord of the Rings”
- Jan 18 Problems Dealing with Animated Actors