Lists for 2002:
- Days of Hollywood Christmas
- Reasons for the Cage/Presley Divorce
- Ways Movies Are Like Thanksgiving
- Movies About Airport Security
- Signs Your Publicist Is Nuts
- Halloween Treats Handed Out by Celebrities
- John Malkovich Pickup Lines
- Celebrity Wrestling Names
- Differences If Movies Were Made by Dachshunds
- Differences in a Merchant-Ivory Film Directed by James Cameron
- Movies Nominated for an Iraqi Oscar
- Election Slogans for Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Other Hollywood Lawsuits
- Ways to Improve Spy Thrillers
- Things the Crop Circles Are Really Trying to Tell Us
- Benefits to Being a Man In Black
- Surprises in “Minority Report”
- Secrets of the Yo Yo Brotherhood
- Celebrity Pickup Lines to Civilians
- Differences if Shakespeare and Brad Pitt Switched Bodies
- Unusual Digital Effects in “Star Wars: Attack of the Clones”
- Ways Spider-Man Is Spending All That Cash
- Celebrity Personalized License Plates
- Porn Movies About the Internet
- Signs a Film Is Going to Bomb
- Differences if Movies Were Made by Microsoft
- Backup Names for the New “Austin Powers” Movie
- Signs the Script Was Written by a Monkey
- Reasons That CDs Are So Expensive
- Things to Do While in Line for “Star Wars: Episode II”
- Things Overheard on a Playboy Movie Set
- Perks of Being Famous
- Signs the Academy Members Are Too Old
- Highlights from the Second Annual Alternative Universe Oscars
- Ways Rhoda Will Seek Revenge Upon Laura Ingalls
- Rejected Lines in “Casablanca”
- Reasons Russell Crowe Is Angry Today
- Reasons TV Is Better Than the Movies
- Items on the Female Terminator’s To-Do List
- Signs Your Personal Assistant is Actually a Dog
- Complaints of the Anatomically Correct Oscar Statue
- Failed New Year’s Resolutions of Celebrities
- Movie Scripts Re-Written as Those Little Valentine’s Day “Conversation” Hearts
- Events in the Hollywood Olympics
- Items Shoplifted By Winona Ryder
- Differences Between “A.I.” and a Flaming Bag of Dog Poop
- Reasons a Potential Blockbuster Gets Delayed
- Inconsistencies in “The Lord of the Rings”
- Problems Dealing with Animated Actors
