Lists for 2001:
- Rejected Holiday Specials
- Inappropriate Hollywood Christmas Tie-Ins
- Surprises In “Terminator 3″
- Worst New Movie Titles
- Things Overheard At the Havan Film Festival
- Repurcussions of Cancelling the Blockbuster Entertainment Awards
- Other Bad Habits Learned from the Entertainment Industry
- Benefits to Working on an Eminem Movie
- Alcoholic Behaviors on Classic Star Trek
- Repercussions if Everyone in Hollywood Quit Smoking All at Once
- Scenes Edited out of the Harry Potter Movie
- Ways Hollywood is Helping Fight Terrorism
- Reality Shows on Pluto
- Rejected DVD Features
- Things Regis Philbin Will Do with His New-Found Wealth
- Movie Quotes as Delivered by Smurfs
- Statements Overheard On Set That Sound Dirty
- Changes if Microsoft Ran Hollywood
- Changes in a Country & Western Version of Batman
- Elderly Adventures of Indiana Jones
- Operas About Oprah
- Broadway Shows About Rappers
- Movie-Inspired Sexual Positions
- Differences if Shakespeare Wrote Porn
- Celebrity Illnesses
- Uses for Movie Popcorn
- Best Reasons to Live in Hollywood
- Ways That “Testing, Testing…” Guy Unwinds After the Sound Check
- Obnoxious Stage�Mother
- Causes For Movie Delays
- Reasons Pamela Anderson Should Be a TV Executive
- Even Worse Names For Star Wars: Episode II
- New Movie Ratings
- Ways Hollywood is Different Than High School
- Reasons Real Actors Are Better Than Computer Animation
- Heroic Feats by Harrison Ford
- Ways to Get Marlon Brando in Your Film
- Script Notes on the New Adam Sandler Movie
- Surprises in Jurassic Park III
- Ways Hollywood Would be Different if it Were Run By the Founding Fathers
- Worst Jobs with Disney Corp.
- Worst Date Movies
- Signs Your Agent is About to Dump You
- Least Thrilling Movies
- Signs Your Audition Isn’t Going Very Well
- Ways Hollywood Is Evolving
- Signs Your Talent is Too High-Maintenance
- Signs a Movie Review is Fake
- Signs You Don’t Know How to Run a Movie Theater
- Signs of the Hollywood Apocalypse
- Rejected Merchandising Ideas for “Pearl Harbor”
- Movies on the Planet of the Apes
- Signs the Showbiz Apocalypse is Coming
- Biggest Movie Goofs
- “Survivor” Crew Member Pick-Up Lines
- Worst Movie-Themed Video Games
- Boy Band Rider Clauses
- Weird Things Actors Did to Themselves For a Role
- Movies Written and Produced By Dogs
- Signs Your Indie Investor is Nuts
- Things Overheard if George W. Bush Visited the Set of “The West Wing”
- Signs Hollywood is in a Recession
- Signs You’ve Married the Wrong Celebrity
- Hollywood April Fool’s Day Jokes
- Items Found by the Oscar Cleanup Crew
- Budget Items in the Next “Hannibal” Movie
- Highlights of the Alternative Universe Oscars
- Worst Things About Being Britney Spears’ Roadie
- Reasons Movie Tickets Are Now $10
- Ways the Industry Would Be Different if Actors Were Cattle
- Surprises in the Harry Potter Movie Trailer
