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November 29, 2007
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Drill Instructor Was Tough
9> He took a bullet for screw-up Private Chuck Norris. After he
recovered, he beat Chuck Norris half-to-death with it.
8> In honor of his home town of Indianapolis, he was fond of
saying “Drop and give me 500!”
7> He once dated Jane Fonda … and admitted it.
6> When I told her I was a restless sleeper, she made me wear
barbed-wire pajamas.
5> He rappelled out of the womb on his umbilical cord, then
spanked himself.
4> She touched up her uniform during the day by ironing it –
while wearing it.
3> He stood on one leg at the urinal, just for the discipline.
2> She could push-start a C-130.
P-38.
Selected from 21 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 1, 2, 5 (Hat trick!), Banner tag
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 3, 4
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 6
Kevin Dopart, Washington DC — 7
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 8
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 9
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — Topic
Kilroy, Washington, DC — Staff Duty Officer (SDO)
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
His favorite breakfast cereal looked suspiciously like bullets in
milk.
(Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE)
His “Smokey the Bear” hat was actually on fire.
(Colonel Howie, The Pentagon, VA)
Lots of recruits end up scrubbing the latrine with a toothbrush,
but this guy made us brush our teeth with it afterwards.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
On weekends, he granted us a pass to go into town…and give the
corrections officers a break at the county jail.
(Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE)
She could read official orders without suffering brain damage.
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)
That buzz cut? Weed whacker.
(Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY)
The “I can’t HEAR you!!!” routine went on a lot longer for us
because (a) he was deaf, and (b) he was wearing earplugs.
(Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
When he got hit by enemy rounds, it just pissed him off.
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)
Runners Up list name
(Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX)