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May 19, 2011      Share

NOTE FROM KILROY:
After the UBL takedown, a company specializing in action
figures has made a Rambo/SEAL Commander-in-Chief doll.

For their next talking version of “Rambama,”
we have some suggestions.

The Top 9 Things the
“Rambama” Action Figure Should Say

9> “You want a holy war? I’m supplyin’ the holes.”

8> “Bend over, Flight Suit Bush.”

7> “Kenya beat this?”

6> “I got your change right here, bin Laden.”

5> “You bet your ass we can.”

4> “This uniform is so much cooler than those robes from my
native country.”

3> “I’ll be back — as my party’s nominee for President in 2012.”

2> “Shoot first, let Eric Holder ask questions later.”

and the Number 1 Thing the “Rambama” Action Figure Should Say…
1> “Watch out, Michelle. I’m going ‘under covers.’”


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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Andrew Hoenig, Rockville, MD — 1, 2, 3, 4, 9 (5-day pass!/4th #1)
Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 5, Banner tag
Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA — 6
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA — 6
Marty McCullen, Gettysburg, PA — 7
Colonel Howie, The Pentagon, VA — 8, Topic
Kilroy, Washington, DC — Graffitist

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