September 18, 2003     

NOTE FROM DAWSON:

Remember, former President Ronald Reagan started
off his career making military training films
during WWII. Such classics as… well, I’m sure
there were one or two good ones in there. The
Chuckleheads First Class at Top5 Military hereby
present…

The Top 8 Rejected
Military Training Films

8> Beginning Fighter Piloting: Pointy End Forward

7> Things You Should Not Do With a Bayonet

6> 1, 2, 3: What to Do After Pulling the Pin

5> Phys Ed Training: Horse Shoes (Also see: Hand Grenades)

4> Squeal Like a Pig: Your Obligations as a POW

3> Mr. Hand Grenade’s Bad Day

2> The Flamethrower and the MREs: A Camper’s Guide to Dining

and the Number 1 Rejected Military Training Film…

1> How Do You Prepare for Battle? Depends.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mark Weiss, Austin, Texas — 1, 6, 7 (Good Conduct!)
Todd Schwartz, Holland, MI — 2, 5
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 3, 8
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 4
Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — Commanding Officer