May 13, 2011      Share

NOTE FROM KILROY:
What’s the difference between killing Usama bin
Laden and killing Muammar Gaddafi? Because of 3
presidential Executive Orders (by Ford, Carter
and Reagan) prohibiting political assassinations,
heads of state can’t be legally targeted.
But maybe if we change the word, no one will notice?

The Top 10 Preferred Terms over “Assassination”

10> Providentially directed misfire

9> Assigning Agent 86

8> Making an honorary Romanov

7> Sniper ventilation

6> Ethic cleansing

5> Invoking the Foreign Morticians’ Employment Act of 2011

4> Re-righting history

3> Deploying Gunny Hathcock

2> Making 72 virgins cry

and the Number 1 Preferred Term over “Assassination”…
1> Vermin control


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Credits:

Selected from 68 submissions from 14 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Warren Okuma, Honolulu, HI — 1 (1st #1!)
Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA — 2
Marty McCullen, Gettysburg, PA — 2
Bob Dalton, Arlington, VA — 3, 5
Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 4, 6
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 7
David Bloyer, Comer, GA — 8
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA — 9
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 10, Banner tag
Colonel Howie, The Pentagon, VA — Topic
Kilroy, Washington, DC — Graffitist

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