“college” football rivalry there is takes place.
Even though the game basically means zippy since
the USAFA has already secured the CINC’s Trophy,
and neither team is even close to being a bowl
contender, they’re still putting their hearts
and souls into it — for the glory, for the lulz.
9> Regardless of the outcome, Army and Navy fans will stand
together, united in their certainty that the Air Force is
full of dweebs.
8> One service academy will be happy; the other, not so much.
7> It’s uncertain whether a decent football game will be played.
But at least thousands of our finest in the military will
gather for a pomp and circumstance marching competition.
6> No matter who wins, celebratory bombing of Iraq.
5> The Taliban will temporarily regain control, with nobody who
works weekends paying attention to Afghanistan.
4> No one, and I mean no one, will screw up the words to “The
3> A new “VPOTUS’s Cup” will be awarded to the team that doesn’t
lose. The “Speaker of House Latrine” will go to the team that
2> The game will have fewer offensive violations than the average
Selected from 32 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Larry Mills, Keeseville, NY — 1 (2nd #1!)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 2
Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 3, 9, Banner tag
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA — 4, 5
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 6
Edmund Conti, Raleigh, NC — 7
Marty McCullen, Gettysburg, PA — 8
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 8
Colonel Howie, The Pentagon, VA — Topic
Kilroy, Washington, DC — Graffitist