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August 11, 2011      Share

NOTE FROM KILROY:
It’s the summer movie season, with Captain
Steve Rogers (a fairly dull name) winning
WWII as Captain America (a much more dramatic
name). Here’s how we’d change a few other
actors’ names to make them more military.

The Top 10 Military-Related Actor Names

10> Megan Foxhole

9> Russell Crow’s-Nest

8> Sean Pentagon

7> Lockheed Martin Sheen

6> Sniper Laurie

5> Bert Convoy

4> Daisy “Cutter” Fuentes

3> Johnny Depp-Charge

2> Jimmy Duranti-Aircraft

and the Number 1 Military-Related Actor Name…
1> Bleau Bridges


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Credits:

Selected from 61 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 2, 3, 6 (4-day pass, 11th #1!)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 3
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA — 4, 10
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 5, Banner tag
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 6
J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA — 7
Edmund Conti, Raleigh, NC — 8
Marty McCullen, Gettysburg, PA — 9
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 10
Chuck Salerno, Norcross, GA — 10
Colonel Howie, The Pentagon, VA — Topic
Kilroy, Washington, DC — Graffitist

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