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July 17, 2008      Share

Last week, we smacked around the Navy. This
week, we can’t neglect the “Naval Infantry.”
Never let it be said that Top 5 Military
isn’t unfair to *all* the Armed Forces.

The Top 9 Marine Corps Insults

9> “What’s 98.6? The IQ of an Army Ranger or a Marine platoon.”

8> “I hear you’re looking for a few good men, Jarhead? Go right
ahead, but don’t ask, don’t tell, and don’t involve your

7> “Camp Lejeune? Chesty? Aren’t those kind of girly names?”

6> “I think I know why you were sponsored by the United Fruit

5> “How can you tell a Leatherneck had alphabet soup for dinner?
His lips are still moving.”

4> “You’re a mess, Private Pyle! Because of you, we had to
change the line to ‘From the halls of Montezuma’s *Revenge*’!”

3> “When your D.I. calls you ‘maggot,’ he’s way overestimating
your intelligence.”

2> “You’re a product of Parris Island? You seem more Paris

and the Number 1 Marine Corps Insult…
1> “What’s smarter than a Marine squad? Twentynine Stumps!”



Selected from 29 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA — 1 (9th #1! OohRah!)
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 2
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 3, 8
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4
Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 5, 9, Banner tag
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 6
John O’Byrne, Dublin, Ireland — 7
Colonel Howie, The Pentagon, VA — Topic
Kilroy, Washington, DC — Staff Duty Officer (SDO)