Lists for 2003:
- Reasons to Join the Military
- Rejected Military Training Films
- Rejected Names for US Navy Ships
- Reasons It’s Better to Be an NCO Than an Officer
- New Roles for Elite Units
- Differences If TV Characters Were in the Military
- Excerpts From Military Training Manuals
- Things You Don’t Want to Read in Your OER
- Ways the US Military Can Increase Recruiting
- Rejected Military Decorations
- Reasons the US Military Is Better Than Starfleet
- Little-Known Effects of Being Named “Rambo”
- Worst Excuses for Being AWOL
- Things on an SOF Operator’s “To Do” List
- Other Uses for a 16-inch Gun
- Reasons Why Rangers Are the Toughest Specialty
- Differences Between “JAG” and the Real Judge Advocates General Corps
- Signs You’re Not Cut Out for SEAL Training
- Signs Your Resistance to US Invasion Isn’t Going Well
- Differences If the US Military Were Run by Disney
- Distinctive Uniform Regalias
- Signs Your Lieutenant Graduated Last In a West Point Class
- Rejected Code Names for the Coming War
- Stupid Questions Asked by the Press
- Things to Do on an Aircraft Carrier
- Goofy Military Unit Names
- Weapons Currently in Research & Development
- Rejected Unit Mottos
- Things Submariners Do to Pass the Time
- Things *Not* to Say to a Drill Sergeant
- Rejected Drill Instructor Insults
- Examples of Military Doublespeak
