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July 19, 2007
at a Party With an EMT
9> “Man, this party is dead. CLEAR!”
8> Bulimic guests are pleased to find stomach-emptying equipment
provided in the bathroom.
7> Party favors? Prefilled 1 mg syringes of epinephrine!
6> Defibrillators come out for a slamming home-made “Dance Dance
Revolution.”
5> Instead of just trying to get a girl’s phone number, he
insists on filling out an entire run sheet.
4> “Crap. Fugu sushi again?”
3> Beer cans on his hat? Heck no — Johnny Walker drip!
2> He’s always the designated driver, and he knows *exactly* how
many drunks he can fit in the back of the ambulance.
my house phone?”
Selected from 17 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Melanie Clark MD, Kalamazoo, MI — 1, 4, 8 (Hat trick!)
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 2, 7
Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX — 3, 5
Doug Paul, Melbourne, FL — 6
Eric Deckers, Indianapolis, IN — 9
Kim Walker-Daniels RN/NWA, Madison, WI — Nurse Manager